heartbreaks:

*lies in the sun for 5 mins*

wheres my tan

(via pendents)

unclemother:

*walks into school* actually, no thanks *walks out*

(via assume)

trashypunkers:

Things I Need

  • good skin
  • $$$$$
  • a tall boy that will worship me and tell me i’m pretty 

(Source: naughttyangel, via seanp0donnell)

fappuclno:

when you and ya bestfriend say something at the exact same time
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(via ashtonirwinstolemyheart)

liquidglue:

liquidglue:

liquidglue:

liquidglue:

'cause the players gonna play play play play play

alligators alligate gate gate gate gate

elevators elevate vate vate vate vate

shake it off

(via 2bowzcamila)

actualcannibalfeferipeixes:

mATH HOMEWORK???

THE BIBLE SAID ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM BOUGHT 60 WATERMELONS

(Source: teamgais, via stabs)

draqonight:

"don’t complain, I have it worse than you"

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(via daanielasm)

brbjellyfishing:

babe can i show you my d*ck 

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(via humorking)